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I wonder if shes blonde
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hey there is NO REASON to malign blondes. As a former texas blonde-chaser myself, lemme tell you. WHat they lack in intelligence they make up for with abundant ignorance. Makes for a nicely balanced, fun to look at, if not fun to have a relationship with, combination.
 
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i almost want to email her and ask her if shes for real!
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and i want to know what college she acually got ACCEPTED to.
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this made my morning
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This poor poor car.

This girl has to be the dumbest/easiest girl in the world.

Look ata the spoiler mounted on the roof... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT!?
While I do feel sorry for that Focus, and I don't understand how someone could find that attractive to do to their car, you shouldn't insult the girl's intelligence. And I totally do not see how you find a correlation between her lack of taste in car accessories and her sexual appetite.

There is no need for personal attacks against her.
Is this kinder, gentler, more protective moderator attitude part of the overall 'Jet makeover?
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words cant explain how awful this car is.that wing?and the pink stripes?bad thing is,this chick lives in valparaiso,ind.about 30 mins from me.my parents live out there.im surprized i havent saw it before.she might be goin to valparaiso university,i just hope its "taste 101"
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<font color="green"> ***Before you even bother, if you're from AnandTech forums that some f*cker with an IQ of a [censored] fish turd posted up WITHOUT my permission, don't waste my time. If you're not, then go ahead, you won;t waste my time. Anyway, you are all wrong, I am a female and I am a cop, so you better shut your traps or I will take matters into my own hands which will not be pretty. I have other things better to do than sit on my a** all freakin day, searching for people to poke fun at for something they might have poured their heart into. My mommy and daddy didn't buy my plastic and I'm sure your's did becasue instead of out working, you're on the net making fun of someone you don't know. I have ways to find out who you are and I gaurantee I will. Don't you DARE waste my f*cking time! This is your first and only warning. You blow it, you will deal with the consequences. To the bird turd IQ, You're getting sued, buddy. You just watch! *** </font>

BEWARE!!!!
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That's just too much fun...

and btw "premium gas only"... someone's been putting the wrong gas for a looong time

and on top of that it's an automatic... shieeet, the more I look at it, the more I think it's a very good joke...
 
The auction listing has been heavily revised and the price of the car lowered. This is my favorite line:
(And I am a female, not a gay dude)
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Obviously other people had the same thought that I did that it might possibly be a gay guy. But then I realized every gay guy I know has better taste than that.
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Oh my gawd! this thing just kept getting funnier! sorry - I don't really like to tease people for typos - not a big deal except she's going to COLLEGE!! I mean - I worked for my car (Mom and Dad didn't buy it for me) and I still have time to surf the net, find stuff like this and manage to speel things strayt.

Honestly - I just enjoy reading stuff like this. It makes me laff.
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...at least she stopped changing the oil everyday...
 
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i almost want to email her and ask her if shes for real!
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and i want to know what college she acually got ACCEPTED to.
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this made my morning
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Valparaiso Junior College?
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yeah i figured that, didnt think shed be able to get into anything BUT a juneir kollage
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I like the little update that people should only contact her if they are interested in the car, or have POSITIVE comments about her Focus. hahahaha

Obviously she has been swamped by people telling her what a POS her car is. Some people shouldn't be allowed to mod cars.....it is a privelidge, not a right.
 
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