Highs: Rap-star owners can easily hook up PlayStation. Power, ride, and braking better than your car's. Hood ornament can double as a barbecue grill.
Lows: The serfs are insufficiently impressed. Droopy nose and bum. Our Dom didn't fit in the champagne-bottle holder.
The Verdict: Maybach Manufaktur builds one for Eminem, who may never know how good it really is.