LOLOLOLL HAHAHAHAH! where can mike sign up? lol is there a disclamer about how they can not be held responsible for becoming an alcoholic.

 

Oh how that could be so fun.

 

i cant wait but i have a feeling the security forces will some how **** it up with all there babysitting

 

DUDE!!! THAT RULES!!! Im gonna try that tonight, but Im not part of any group - Im just gonna get smashed and then walk up to a cop and ask to borrow his breathalizer.

 

he'll prolly blow you off, you'll get better results by driving up to him

 

That's got to be the best volunteer duty in the entire DOD.

 

Well Ive got the "drunk at work" part accomplished now....... time to find a cop.......

 

It seems that's rarely a problem for drunk Marines...

 

Actually its not...... but we dont FIND them..... they find us.

 

well that was quite possibly the coolest thing i will ever do in my career. They wanted me to be in the high end and get there in only an hour half. So after eating an uber greay pizza i could only muster a .18 without yakking.

They didn't release us until we were .10...the scary part is when i blew the .10 i was stone cold sober...or at least felt like it.

One of the other drinkers was a girl from mss who somehow got upto .26 and started cussing out the chief of security forces and crying...it was awesome.

 

wow that sounds... AWESOME!!!

that chick sounds, well, typical from what ive seen. lol.

How did you manage to get this gig anyways?

Alan

 

they send it down every month or so thru the shirts

after that girls performance i would be suprised if it continues lol

 

When I was an MP at Ft. Bragg NC, we got a new breathalizer in, so we had an informal competition in to see who could blow the highest.

I got a score that said I should have been dead! 'Course I don't remember it, but somebody wrote it down. Too damn many years ago to remember what it was.