F2 Bumper is on

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j20000

Discussion Starter · Oct 25, 2005

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Well I was going to get my halloween costume and I am driving up the 15, cruising along in the slow lane for a change...and *WHAM !&% CRASH @!? SMASH $#> BANG!!!!! Stupid semi-truck tire in the middle of the road...moral of the story...that curb at FOTB didnt have [censored] on this tire at 70 mph. I guess i will be forced to but my Pro DTM bumper a little but earlier than expected. You all can see it at Fudds tomorrow...but here are a few pics.

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Kenn

· #2 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

dude...dj can make that [censored] look like new in no time

whiteboyslo

· #3 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

if you were actually gonna keep that bumper, i'd be upset. i'd just take this as a sign.

Mike

j20000

Discussion Starter · #4 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

yeah, I wasnt too upset...I dont really have the money to be buying a new bumper..I have my marine corps ball comming up, and I have to but about $200 worth of stuff for that..and I just put that JRSC in...so I am getting pretty tapped out...but I wanted to get a new bumper anyway...so this is just an excuse to do it sooner.

whiteboyslo

· #5 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

do i have to make the obvious joke about Marine Corps' Balls?

Mike

j20000

Discussion Starter · #6 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

I am mentally preparing myself for a whole slew of new jokes...so let it fly.

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xerofall

· #7 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. Eeeee! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.

You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire.

Eeee! I can't stop! Aaaah! There's a cliff! Aaaah! And your family's screaming, "Oh, my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!"

Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh, my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.

Kenn

· #8 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times

j20000

Discussion Starter · #9 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

I meant jokes about the bumper...thanks though

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Kenn

· #10 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

but the bumper is the punchline...if it were the joke, it'd be like some weird ass jeopardy question...
Answer: really messed up... what is j's marine balls? what is j's bumper... see not as funny...

whats green and silver and all [censored] up? j's bumper...

could be worse...mike could be talking all night long about your balls...

xerofall

· #11 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

I just read "truck tire" and went from there...

deezntsz

· #12 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

Or servicing them all night long too!!!
Sorry had to do it. Anyways alittle bondo and she'll be brand new.

j20000

Discussion Starter · #13 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

Duct tape...cant forget duct tape.

H8SUVS

· #14 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

I have a lot of tape and cardboard. Seriously It'll buff out

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Kenn

· #15 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

it's just a little dented, it's still good, it's still good

it's gone dad

i know

HotRodKougar

· #16 · Oct 25, 2005

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Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

The Pro-DTM is way secksier, anyways.

I'm glad that nothing else was trashed!

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somainevent

· #17 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. Eeeee! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.

You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire.

Eeee! I can't stop! Aaaah! There's a cliff! Aaaah! And your family's screaming, "Oh, my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!"

Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh, my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.

HAHA thats awsome!

sorry to hear about the bumper justin

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j20000

Discussion Starter · #18 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

The Pro-DTM is way secksier, anyways.

I'm glad that nothing else was trashed!

How low is the Pro-DTM bumper...I wanted something just a tad higher than this one. I cant decide between a eurostyle bumper (like on the FS car) or the pro-DTM. I figured I would ask you since barely nobody else has that bumper.

HotRodKougar

· #19 · Oct 25, 2005

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Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

The Pro-DTM is way secksier, anyways.

I'm glad that nothing else was trashed!

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How low is the Pro-DTM bumper...I wanted something just a tad higher than this one. I cant decide between a eurostyle bumper (like on the FS car) or the pro-DTM. I figured I would ask you since barely nobody else has that bumper.

It's not as low as the EVO, but it's still low.

'Dragon' in socal has the kit now.

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j20000

Discussion Starter · #20 · Oct 25, 2005

Re: The curb didn\'t have anything on this tire

do you mind if I steal your pro-dtm bumper/painted hood look of the old sedan???

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