OK, I thought you were joking but since you don't have many posts...well, kinda hard to tell sometimes.
I agree people have forgotten how to use the search button. And yes, I also hate it when people think that we have headers.
For any other n00b who sees this thread:
fake turbo kit = $600
real turbo kit = $4500k+ (mine is going to be about $7500 including the clutch upgrade/install)