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Re: Lamest Website EVAR!!! Well... It\'s on the list anyway..

Wow those first 3 paragraphs leave you dumbfounded... I'm at a loss for words


I definately learned something new.
 

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Dear Alexis,

You're Retarded.

I hope the job market has a sense of humor, it's obvious that FSU did.

Avoid the Clap,
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Oh God, that hurt. Omni, expect my lawsuit for analytical and emotional distress to arrive shortly. What's your mailing address?
 

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Rather than just say this guy is wrong, I will go into why he is wrong, just slightly anyway....

First of all, this "report" or "paper" or whatever it was, is very biased. I think if you actually looked at the numbers, you would see that imports aren't dominate in the US market, and that the aftermarket parts for mustangs aren't limited. Just because mustang owners, unlike most civic owners, don't want to bolt-on a park bench to their trunk and call it a spoiler does not mean that aftermarket parts aren't limited for the mustang. How about parts that actually do help performance in the conditons that the car are run? Sure, Nascar does a lot of research on aerodynamics and spoilers, but they are going what? 200 mph? 300 mph? when you are crusing around and doing at max 100, a spoiler will help very little.

Ahem, sorry had to get that out of my system, moving on....

Second, this report was two years old, and obviously the Focus has become much more dominate. I swear I see as many, if not more, focuses than Hondas, and in my opinion that is a good thing.

And the whole part about body type options and what not? Please! The civic has what, 3 different body styles? The Focus has at least 4.

And last but not least, maybe this guy hasn't heard of a company called "GM"? I don't know about GM's and Ford's numbers, but GM has to be up their too. Maybe this guy was trying to narrow the scope of his report, but by doing so made his so called "analysis" very weak.
 

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OMG ... that dude doesn't know his own ass from a hole in the ground. I feel bad for anyone that may listens to him, thinking they know what he is talking about.
 

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Re: Lamest Website EVAR!!! Well... It\'s on the list anyway..

Originally posted by Matt Spencer:
And last but not least, maybe this guy hasn't heard of a company called "GM"? I don't know about GM's and Ford's numbers, but GM has to be up their too. Maybe this guy was trying to narrow the scope of his report, but by doing so made his so called "analysis" very weak.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I was just enjoying laughing at the gross technical inaccuracies, rather than the debate itself... This thing might as well be an Onion article... Except without an intelligent author!
 

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When Mr. Carmichael grows up he's gonna be a rocket scientist.
 

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I hope this fool got an F on this paper. That had to be the least researched paper ever. They did not even stay on the topic. Hey the are from Florida State go figure
 

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Someone needs to tell this guy that engines doesnt sucks unless it's a GM...

And I just love this part

The higher the RPM, the better air flows through the engine; the better the air flows the engine, the better compression you get, which in turn, builds up more horsepower
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Riiiiight......
 

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The Mustang is Ford’s counterpart to the Civic, only it offers a lot more power.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">He must have pulled this off internal documents. To think, all these years...
 

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Hey you guys, maybe the simplest explanation is the best...

"Alexis" is a girl's name.


How many times have your girlfriends told you, "I thought you just put gas in it and go?"

Andrew
 

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Thanks Omni, I actually feel dumber after reading that!
 

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....wait.....
VTEC is so simple...why doesnt every car have it!!??
 

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The end result will be informative, if not amusing.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">So apparently they decided not to wait for the end result to be amusing.
 

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That web site has caused me to actually lose IQ points and, I have just lost all of the knowledge that I lernded in grad-U-at skool. I is very very mad. Me want monees bak. Must go now. Hav to eat fude.
huh-huh, he said Fude.
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