<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jptech2004:
Ok I want to do that to mine. Can you give me a how-to on painting the wheels?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ok it says that i am focus_on_Christ , but im using his com. so thats why
step one: park automobile in safe ventilated area with the emergency brake engaged.
step two: turn off engine.
step three: jack up automobile using the factory OEM jack and crank. ( located under carpet in rear trunk area under the spare tire)
step four: locate OEM lug nut wrench, which should be located in the general vicinity of the OEM donut spare tire.
step five: loosen lug nuts.
step six: lightly tap tire with non-OEM issue rubber mallet.
step seven: remove tire from automobile.
step eight: using non abrasive soap and soft water, wash rim throughly, rinse well and dry with soft cotton towel.
step nine: purchase 320 grit wet sandpaper. (preferably before step one)
step ten: Using water and prepurchased sandpaper, sand gently in back to forth motion, (avoid circular motion)
step eleven: dry with "absorber" (which can be pre-purchased at any friendly wal-mart location)
step twelve: pre-purchase "Duplicolor" brand spray paint for wheels. (color of choice, i used charcoal or otherwise know as anthracite)
step thirteen: mask wheels off by placing 3/4" masking tape around edge of wheel.
step fourteen: using newspaper place it around sticky edge of tape creating a barrier around the tire so that the tire will not get sprayed.
step fifteen: remove valve stem caps and mask off valve stem.
step sixteen: shake can vigorously for 1-2 minutes.
step seventeen: take a break you have been working hard. drink pre-purchased code red mountain dew.
step eighteen: get off your arse and go back to work!
step nineteen: shake can again as it has settled since you took a break. ( shake for 1-2 minutes)
step twenty: spray even coats of paint on rim while not covering it totally but well covered.
step twenty one: wait ten to fifteen minutes.
step twenty two: walk around neighborhood until you find a neighbor that you have never met and introduce yourself to him/her.
step twenty three: spray another coat of paint on rims.
step tweny four: wait ten to fifteen minutes before spraying another coat.
step twenty five: call mother and in a teary eye voice say...mom, you're a MILF !
step twenty six: spray final coat of paint.
step twenty seven: wait one hour before peeling off tape.
step twenty eight: touch your rims with force and impact to see if they are dry , if it leaves a print of anykind repeat steps eight through twenty eight. if no imprint continue on to step twenty nine.
step twenty nine: after the hour elapsed peel tape from rim.
step thirty
: place used newspaper and tape combination in trash recepticle, seperate for recycling.
step thirty one: locate lug nuts.
step thirty two: good time for wheel rotation.
step thirty three: re-mount wheels on automobile by placing on studs and securing with previously located lug nuts.
step thirty four: hit tire with non-OEM rubber mallet for good luck.
step thirty five: lower automobile off of jack.
step thirty six: give lug nuts one last crank to ensure safe autombile performance level.
step thirty seven: put away jack in your autombile under spare donut tire.
step thirty eight: put away lug nut wrench in trunk area of automobile.
step thirty nine: close hatch/trunk.
step forty: place empty spray can in proper ozone safe recepticle.
step forty one: sweep highly ventilated area.
step forty two: if you think this is a lot of steps you are only high from the paint fumes, be patient with yourself.
step forty three: once no longer intoxicated you may drive your autombile.
step forty four: get in automobile, close door, fasten seat belt, place key in ignition, turn key, if nothing happens depress clutch, try again, disengage emergency brake, put in gear.
step forty five: now enjoy the new improved autombile.
step forty six: drive automobile not exceeding posted speed limits to a secluded spot with a lake.
step forty seven: WAIT!!!!!!!! you forgot to put on your valve stem cap, stupid boy!
step forty eight: drive home not exceeding posted speed limts , and get your valve stem caps.
step forty nine: once locating valve stem caps, replace them on the valve stem.
step fifty: drive back to secluded lake not exceeding posted speed limits.
step fifty one: once you have arrived at the secluded area with the lake, jump out of car after parking it and expose yourself to the fish, if no fish are present find another secluded area with a lake.
step fifty two: using pre-purchased camera take pictures of automobile with fish in background, and a shadow of your exposed self.
step fifty three: drive home not exceeding posted speed limits , while still exposed to the general public.(if you have tint take it off so everyone can see you, if you need steps on tint removal please ask)
step fifty four: stop by newly met neighbors house while still exposed and ask them what they think of your newly painted rims, if they are polite and say they look nice put on your clothes by yourself, but if they are rude ask them to help you put on your clothes and if they refuse fall on the ground yelling RAPE!!!!!!!
step fifty five: when the police officer tells you to get in the back of the car talk under your breath about you problem with genital herpes.
step fifty six: ask the police officer if he likes your rims, if he is polite tell him how beautiful his eyes are, and if he is rude experience slight explosions between the legs all the way to the police station in his poorly ventilated squad car.
step fifty seven: with your one phone call, call your mom (MILF) and ask her to pick up your automobile for you.
step fifty eight: sell your newly painted rims on E-Bay to post bail.
step fifty nine: the painting procedure is complete.
step sixty: enjoy!
step sixty one: since you will need new rims, buy unpainted rims and follow the above steps on how to paint them.
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Waiting till I get my focus.....gonna be waiting a while.... :-(
Day 3 and counting
