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Ricer Tickets????

3.5K views 94 replies 28 participants last post by  Peloton25  
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I remember seeing somewhere you could down load Ricer tickets. Joke tickets to put on ricers to let them know they have a POS ricer. you have seen the ones with the huge ass wing with stock rims and hub caps. on an 87 cavalier 4 door.

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I could see stickers being vandalizing, but I'm not sure a piece of paper under the windshield wiper counts.

That said, I'm gonna print on of these out and put it this guys at works car Monday. Too bad there's no section that says "unpainted body kit hanging from wornout doublesided tape". And thinking about it over in our dept Mondays are rapidly becoming IT practical joke days >=]
 
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I could see stickers being vandalizing, but I'm not sure a piece of paper under the windshield wiper counts.

That said, I'm gonna print on of these out and put it this guys at works car Monday. Too bad there's no section that says "unpainted body kit hanging from wornout doublesided tape". And thinking about it over in our dept Mondays are rapidly becoming IT practical joke days >=]
Make your own ticket based on the official one. I did..and i think it better suits the rice around me.
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Why do you feel the need to vandalize someones car?
Because he likes letting people know how hard people are laughing at them. Vandalize huh? Sounds like you may be a ricer too...i know there's few in our [FJ] community...
 
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I could have used one of these yesterday!!! Haha...instead I just talked about how awful and funny it looked loud enough so the guy could hear me...

ricers make baby jesus cry!
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Sounds like you may be a ricer too...i know there's few in our [FJ] community...
I fail to see how a bone stock Grand Am qualifies as rice.

a peice of paper is not vandalism
Anything done to deface another persons' property is vandalism, period.
 
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#11 ·
So are you telling me that I should go after the state for vandelizing my car when giving me a parking ticket
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thats not vandalising.. thats soliciting.. totally different. like when the church people leave pamphlets on your windshield...
 
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#13 ·
besides, who gives a flying [censored] if a ricer's car gets vandelized??? He had it coming. He vandelized his own car first
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thats not vandalising.. thats soliciting.. totally different.
What are you soliciting by putting this ticket on his car? I find it odd that Webster's Dictionary makes no association to the word solicit when looking up vandalism, and vice versa.


besides, who gives a flying [censored] if a ricer's car gets vandelized??? He had it coming. He vandelized his own car first
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I trust you will have that same attitude when someone does the same to your car. You have it coming just as much as he does, correct?
 
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Well seeing that there is not a single sticker on my car, I have it clean, I don't have any pepboys products, no wing, not even a body kit...I don't have to worry about rice cops. I run race springs with a 2" drop and 18" rims. That wasn't rice last time I checked. I'd laugh at anyone that would call me a ricer because it would be telling me they know nothing about what they are talking about. On the other hand, if someone vandelized my car (scratch, key, dent..) there would be a major ass whoopin.

So, I ask you this...what are you trying to really say?
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Well seeing that there is not a single sticker on my car, I have it clean, I don't have any pepboys products, no wing, not even a body kit...I don't have to worry about rice cops. I run race springs with a 2" drop and 18" rims. That wasn't rice last time I checked. I'd laugh at anyone that would call me a ricer because it would be telling me they know nothing about what they are talking about. On the other hand, if someone vandelized my car (scratch, key, dent..) there would be a major ass whoopin.

So, I ask you this...what are you trying to really say?
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That may be by your definition of rice. Whats to say my definition of rice includes drop springs and 18s? Everyone is so quick to criticize someone elses car, but when their own is under attack, they sure go on the defensive.
 
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last guy has a point. many of u guys sit here and snicker at cars like this online or when ur out and about and see them in person....but then what do u many of u do...

...u go pay to get into all these import shows to look at rows of these things.

thats what i find funny.

-Ult
 
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Someone defining racing springs and 18" wheels as rice does not know the diference between a condom and a water balloon. What do you mean under attack?? putting a sheet of paper under the wiper is not attacking in any way. putting a dent in it is.
 
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#20 ·
making fun of other poeple is the american way!!!!!!!!!!!
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#21 ·
making fun of other poeple is the american way!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amen to that...also, if there are hundreds of people at one time saying that so and so's car is riced out, it is. End of story, majority rules.

EXAMPLE

Is this rice?????
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PLEASE ANSWER WITH A SIMPLE YES OR NO
 
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#22 ·
That is big pimpin. But then again, I am a ricer. .... btw, there is a difference between a condom and water balloon? just color, right? :)
 
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#23 ·
See, the ricer couldn't tell the difference between a condom and a water balloon.
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Thanks for sacrificing your rep. for this expirament
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#24 ·
No, it is not. Do I think the car looks good? Not my taste. But I am not going to go print up a bunch of stupid tickets like a twelve year old, and slap them on every car I see that does not fit my liking.
 
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#25 ·
No, it is not. Do I think the car looks good? Not my taste. But I am not going to go print up a bunch of stupid tickets like a twelve year old, and slap them on every car I see that does not fit my liking.
Ahh come on ... don't try to get around it, just admit it, it's rice. Or if what you really think is that our little mercedes Corrola here is not rice, tell me your definition of rice (I hope you realize that just saying you don't like it, means the same as just calling it rice. When I and others call something rice, theres a specific reason we say that. Give me yours.) And what better way to let him know you think he's the slimey algae at the bottom of the gene pool, than to give him a violation. Sure you can just rip off his cardboard body kit (he can just make a new one), but why not show you care about this poor little defect of a human, and make him want to change.
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#26 ·
Why would anyone want to do something, that could very well result in some kind of physical confrontation or verbal fight? If you don't like a car, that's fine, if you think it's rice, you're entitled.
But going as far as to ridicule someone you don't know like that is only asking for trouble, and in my opinion people who would do that are really no better than the ****y boy racers out there making it tough for true car enthusiasts to not have a bad rep.
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