There is a gas station on the way of siesta key, a large island off of sarasota where I live. At 6 o'clock the intersection which meets a very main road, to dispurse people north and south from the E/W running sieta key drive is quite busy, and so is the 1 gas station that is on the corner. Well this occured while I was in the automated car wash:
A guy about 50's with his wife got done putting gas in there bright red chevy 2500HD extended bed extended cab(its a long truck) He decides that he instead of going right outa the gas station to the key, that he would rather cross the double yellow line (its within 100 feet of an intersection) and block the traffic that is coming to go to they key. So the light turns green but the turn lane doesnt move, so this guys and his freaking big ass truck is across the whole westbound lane. Instead of being intelligent and backing into the gas station, where he should been, he just sits there like an ass in the middle of the road. He was blocking rush hour traffic, while he was waiting for a hole so he could go.
The light cycles and now there are 4 cars sitting there because no one can move in the turn lane in the opposite direction to let him in and no one can move in the intersection.
So this guy who was driving an older like 99 Silver S500 leans out his window and is like "back up you ****ing prick" which I agree the guy had a right to be pissed after all this guy was blocking the intersection. So instead of being smart the guy in the red truck gives him the almight finger and says "come move it then Mother ****er"
So guess what!!
The dude in the Mercedes get outa his car, and he is FN huge! Like I used to be a football player huge, and eats small kids for dinner huge.
He goes over to this guy, who has now rolled up his window sence he now sees how big and pissed this guy is. Busts out the window,
and punches the guy in the face. So then this idiot in the truck gets out and tryed to sucker punch him as he is walking away:screwy:.
Big mistake:evilgrin:! He turns around and punches the guy right inthe stomach, then kicks him in the nuts, then uppercut right to the face. The guy is on the ground, down and out. The guy gets in this dudes big ass chevy 2500 back's it into the gas station (note his wife is screaming next to the car she got out when he got near it and started to call the popo i guess) then puts it in gear and takes the truck and drives it out my view.
Well my car wash is almost done so I just pull foward so I can see WTF is going on and see around the corner to where the car went.
You know what he did with the truck:evilgrin:!
He drove it off the freaking sea wall about 100 feet away and freaking he is walking back just about as I pull out(you can see the sea wall from the car wash)
He gets in his car, honks at the dude in front of him to go now that the lane is clear, and goes on his marry way:thumbup::lol::evilgrin:. All the while the dude who got his ass kicked(the chevy dude) is watching(I guess his wife picked him up off the road , I couldnt see damn front end brushes!)
So yah I finally pull out and I get outa the car and I just bust out laughing. Im sorry that crap is to funny. So the wife starts freaking out at me(they are sitting right in the carwash exit area)
Im like "can you like move I need to pull my car outa the car wash so the next person can get it?"
she goes "didnt you just ****ing see what happened my husband is hurt can you call the cops?"
I was like "i thought you did that, my cell is dead plus it gets no reception here"
she says "well thats usefull!"
I said "yah well so is a husband who got his ass kicked because he didnt want to move his truck like a ass hole, now can you please move!"
She says "well im not moving!"
Im like "you wanna join the truck in the water?" then some guy comes up and says "you know im kinda have to agree with him, maybe you should go into the gas station and see if they have a med kit for your husband"
So they move, I get out and wait for the cops. They get there and I give a report and they ask what the guy in the mercedes tag was, I practically was staring at it, but it totally didnt stick in my mind(plus this guy had this coming). I was like "i have no damn clue just dont piss off any one in a mercedes S500!" they didnt think I was funny.
Yah that my story, though it was pretty intersting way to spend 10 mins at a gas station.
Note to jack ass that got his ass woped...maybe u move your car next time, its alot cheaper! LOL :lol:
-Nick
A guy about 50's with his wife got done putting gas in there bright red chevy 2500HD extended bed extended cab(its a long truck) He decides that he instead of going right outa the gas station to the key, that he would rather cross the double yellow line (its within 100 feet of an intersection) and block the traffic that is coming to go to they key. So the light turns green but the turn lane doesnt move, so this guys and his freaking big ass truck is across the whole westbound lane. Instead of being intelligent and backing into the gas station, where he should been, he just sits there like an ass in the middle of the road. He was blocking rush hour traffic, while he was waiting for a hole so he could go.
The light cycles and now there are 4 cars sitting there because no one can move in the turn lane in the opposite direction to let him in and no one can move in the intersection.
So this guy who was driving an older like 99 Silver S500 leans out his window and is like "back up you ****ing prick" which I agree the guy had a right to be pissed after all this guy was blocking the intersection. So instead of being smart the guy in the red truck gives him the almight finger and says "come move it then Mother ****er"
So guess what!!
The dude in the Mercedes get outa his car, and he is FN huge! Like I used to be a football player huge, and eats small kids for dinner huge.
He goes over to this guy, who has now rolled up his window sence he now sees how big and pissed this guy is. Busts out the window,
and punches the guy in the face. So then this idiot in the truck gets out and tryed to sucker punch him as he is walking away:screwy:. Big mistake:evilgrin:! He turns around and punches the guy right inthe stomach, then kicks him in the nuts, then uppercut right to the face
. The guy is on the ground, down and out. The guy gets in this dudes big ass chevy 2500 back's it into the gas station (note his wife is screaming next to the car she got out when he got near it and started to call the popo i guess) then puts it in gear and takes the truck and drives it out my view. Well my car wash is almost done so I just pull foward so I can see WTF is going on and see around the corner to where the car went.
You know what he did with the truck:evilgrin:!
He drove it off the freaking sea wall about 100 feet away and freaking he is walking back just about as I pull out(you can see the sea wall from the car wash)
He gets in his car, honks at the dude in front of him to go now that the lane is clear, and goes on his marry way:thumbup:
:lol::evilgrin:. All the while the dude who got his ass kicked(the chevy dude) is watching(I guess his wife picked him up off the road , I couldnt see damn front end brushes!) So yah I finally pull out and I get outa the car and I just bust out laughing. Im sorry that crap is to funny. So the wife starts freaking out at me(they are sitting right in the carwash exit area)
Im like "can you like move I need to pull my car outa the car wash so the next person can get it?"
she goes "didnt you just ****ing see what happened my husband is hurt can you call the cops?"
I was like "i thought you did that, my cell is dead plus it gets no reception here"
she says "well thats usefull!"
I said "yah well so is a husband who got his ass kicked because he didnt want to move his truck like a ass hole, now can you please move!"
She says "well im not moving!"
Im like "you wanna join the truck in the water?" then some guy comes up and says "you know im kinda have to agree with him, maybe you should go into the gas station and see if they have a med kit for your husband"
So they move, I get out and wait for the cops. They get there and I give a report and they ask what the guy in the mercedes tag was, I practically was staring at it, but it totally didnt stick in my mind(plus this guy had this coming). I was like "i have no damn clue just dont piss off any one in a mercedes S500!" they didnt think I was funny.
Yah that my story, though it was pretty intersting way to spend 10 mins at a gas station.
Note to jack ass that got his ass woped...maybe u move your car next time, its alot cheaper! LOL :lol:
-Nick
