[Seawolf]

My best story involved me getting off with a warning...
I was driving a friend home one night who lived in the subdivision next to my mine (where I grew up the last 20 years). We were on the second to last road getting home where some old beater of a Caprice Classic (green) was driving like a dick (tailgating n such). He spent about 4 miles in my blind spot, when I flipped on my turn signal to merge (I was turning in about 1/4 mile). He sped up and closed the gap, then slowed back into my blind spot, and repeated. The last time he backed off just enough for me to drop it two gears and wedge in front of him. He almost rammed me when I was making the turn (no turn lane there) and then he decides to follow me by turning into the oncomming traffic lane. I sped down a 2 mile strech of straight road I knew all too well, and he stopped chasing me around 85MPH (I keep accellerating to about 125 or so). Flicked off the lights, used the e-brake to make a right turn, and lost him in the subdivision. We drove to the far side of the subdivision and waited about 10 min to see if he would go by us or not.

I then headed back to my buddy's house where a county cop passed us, smoked the tires to a stop, and pulled up on us very quickly. He pulled us over and came to the window with his hand on his gun. I told my friend "watch this". I started shaking (acting). He asked us what the hell was going on, I told him "blah blah taking friend home...". Cop says the car I almost hit was an undercover police officer and I started telling the cop that this guy drove like a dick, turned the corner wildly and started chasing us, I had no idea he was a cop. Unmarked car, no lights, no M plate, n such. He tells me to calm down, goes back to his car, then comes back and lets us off with a lecture about driving too fast with deer around.