Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

^^ Agreed.

Make sure you have Take My Breath Away by Berlin playing.

Pics/video or it didn't happen.

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

Good addition!

Yeah bro, get it done. Or "er". I don't know what it is anymore.

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

If that doesn't work, unroll a deflated air mattress out on their front yard, cover yourself in Vaseline, and roll around in it.

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

Extra points for being able to do it without "down there" blood

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

What's the fun in doing it without the blood?

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

Because it's far creepier doing a sexually charged act without a boner.

 

Re: Sighting? Anyone from the Jet?

Oh, i thought yo were talking about mixing in . blood. That would get me REALLY hard. But the goal is flaccid, so I guess we'd have to mix a bunch of salt water Taffy into the Vaseline and use hair clippings to dry off.

 

Are you taking preorders for this video? Sounds exactly what I wanted to buy for my friend's wedding gift! :thumbup:

 

So I should call the cops when this happens????????

 

You can, but they might join in.

 

Oh, I didn't know you could just move sets of posts. Cool.

 

Well, now you know. go nuts in here if you want. keep the other thread at least mostly on topic.

 

Well, now you know. go nuts in here if you want. keep the other thread at least mostly on topic.

Seems like going nuts IS the topic here

 

It's what we do :=)

 

From time to time. Have you seen norcal's random threads? Those things reach 12 pages in like a day.

I'm not saying we should try to compete with them, but it would be hilarious if this made it to 3 before it fizzled out.

Glad to have ya back, taters.

 

This can happen. I have quite the imagination

 

I also do not have the workload that I did last week.

 

Excellent. Where do we start?

 

Is it okay that I have no idea what this thread is about? All I got out of it was rolling in mattresses, blood, driving by someones house and groaning.

Whose house?

 

lol, great summation of this bee-ess-ery

 

i cleaned up the spotted thread and moved these posts here.

right now this thread is just a free for all have fun thread. so post something stupid.

 

I'm watching Jersey Shore...by choice.

WHAT THE ***?

 

I'm watching The Office on DVD. The last two episodes were ****ing hilarious!

 

I'm watching The Office Halloween special. I also kind of need to pee, but not bad enough to make the harrowing 30ft trek to the bathroom. Lord knows what zombies and monsters await me in the kitchen.

 

But you find flirting with me on Facebook a safe alternative to pissing? Well played sir :wub:

 

I gotta take a WICKED dump and this episode is really good lol

 

stop eating. it limits how much you poop.

 

it's hard to piss with an erection of that stature!