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Ohai!

 

*humping Ericas leg* HI!

 

I love how the abbreviated title in my tab bar says 'Can't Post, Busy'

 

AHAAAA!!!! You'll never take me alive!

*runs away**

 

Dead will do.

 

Just think of the things we can do with his corpse!



er.....




hehehe

 

This post brought to you by the letters F and the letter U.

 

^^^ Agreed.

There's absolutely nothing better than being in the middle of a brake job only to find out they put the wrong rotor in the right box :bang:

 

Since I quit smoking, I take a couple stretch breaks during the day where I walk around a bit to get the blood moving. Since I've been on my anti-anxiety meds, I've been a lot more pleasant and have a tendency to say hello to people on these little walks. Apparently people have been reporting to the head of my department that I've been "wandering around the company" randomly.

It's a damned shame I was such a heinous prick at work for so long that, now that I've quit smoking and am a decent human being to people, my changes are being mistaken for poor performance.

 

Don't you hate it the way that people are? If you don't smoke you can't take breaks in the middle of the day. It's inhuman to think that people can do that.

 

Hi Dev

Chalz, Congrats!

I remember when my father in law quit. We were at chilis and just finished eating. He gets up and pats his pockets, then looked at us with puzzlement. He said he was so use to going for a smoke after his food that he forgot he didn't do it anymore... Hahaha!!

 

I tried to quit (my three smoke a day) habit over the last couple of days and for now its not a good idea. I think I am trying to spread myself too thin. I smoke on the drive to work (half a smoke even since I live all of three lights away), one at lunch, and another half on the way home. After that, I won't smoke anymore at home. Any is enough to be terrible for you, but seriously I don't care. I think I need my life to settle a bit more after taking on this house before I try to change any habits. Except the gym; that needs to get started.

Chalz, well done on having stayed away. The fact that you can't get up and take stretch breaks without it being misconstrued as "wandering" is lame. I hate that cold feeling in my hands from sitting at my computer for too long. Plus you need to move to get your blood pumping so you aren't nodding off at 2pm.

 

Yah, what kind of crap is that? Tell us where u work and we'll get a posse to toilet paper your HQ. We got yer back.

 

I can't go. Sorry.

 

So work just got an 07 fit sport in on trade. And my GTI is slowly approaching the point of no value, so I may just make the ol' switcheroo. Or just get a Elantra, or a Fiesta. Decisions.....

 

I actually like the Elantra. Hows performance though? I haven't sat in one yet. Kinda avoiding it really. :lol:

 

 

The home page said the same thing Alex. NorCal: Can't Post, Busy

And I knew exactly how it would finish out :lol:

Long day. Car is in pieces. And still filthy. I've pressure washed it, simple green/water, air gun, nearly completely dismantled and hand wiped each component, and I'm still finding laguna. Oh well.

 

@@ yawn @@ jury duty is so boring. 115 cases and nobody has been called yet. It's almost 3 pm.

 

I hate to say it, but I'm not really worried about the performance aspect of my next car. I spend 160 miles a day on the freeway. That's it. I don't drive after that unless I have to. I just need to stop having to put 91 in a car, not get under 30mpg, and ditch the GTI while it's worth more than scrap metal. It's at almost 200k.

 

Oh yeah! I hear what you are saying.

 

Lee, one thing I forget to mention about that rental Fiesta.... or maybe not... It was reading 42MPG over 130 miles at 80+.

Just sayin'.

 

Yes, yes, I used the timer on my handy dandy iPhone the other day to time how much time my co-parts guy spent on smoke breaks throughout the day. An hour and 7 minutes plus 1 hour lunch that was extended by 15 minutes amd he was 13 minutes late in the morning. I asked the parts manager if I could take a break every 45 minutes or so for 10 minutes. An emphatic NO!!! was my answer. I might start smoking again...

 

I'd simply point out how un fair he's being by allowing your co-worker all those breaks.

 

whats everyone's weekend dildo lookin like

 

Well I was going to have some house guests all weekend, but they had to cancel. Now, I'm really not sure!

Suggestions welcome.

 

Masturbation is a fun safe activity to do by yourself.

poker and cigars!

Poke her then cigars!



I'm going to be playing with the cars. I got to charge the AC on the wagon, try and finish my new headlights, get rid of the white paint inside my car.

 

poker and cigars!

 

Didn't Bill Clinton do that once....

Here's food for thought, especially for the guys. I think that along with potty training a boy, when it gets to the point where he figures out he can pee standing up, he should be instructed as a sniper is instructed, control, aim, fire. There is nothing I hate worse than going into a public washrom and there is a HUGE puddle on the floor around a urinal or the toilet seat and floor surrounding the toilet is sprayed all over. IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO F*#@ING AIM!!!!

 

work...then Mid Ohio. Probably take my bike for transportation, GoPro and Nikon for kicks, and plan to ride along in at least one car