aaaaaand.... SAFE!

 

 

I fail at youtube embedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwnOISnD_o

 

NorCal: Ever try to find an Asian sized condom in Africa?

 

:lol:

 

Hola NorCal!


Thanks for the new thread, Dev. The moderators in this forum clearly aren't doing their job. :lol:


So I'm working both jobs for the next week and I had my first day at Acura yesterday. I'm excited but stressed about the mess the prior girl created. I have my work cut out for me.

 

I went outside today! To the store, even! Yay! arty:

That is all.

PS: Kick ass, Jen

 

Rob Schneider: "You can dueyit!!"

 

Jen... if it's a bad mess then when you're finished cleaning it up you'll have a place in their heartz forevarz... as you do in mine.

:wub:



And now, it's time for Condom Joke!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, pickingup a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

 

Hey Dev, just thought I'd let you know that I just told the story of how you and I met to people on the other side of the planet... on the www.500fans.com forum I am a member of...

Stormi is a guy from Finland who is sending me some sweet vintage style Abarth patches, just out of the goodness of his heart. So, I kept saying thanks, and he just made a "family we've never met" comment.

Below, I'm 'Abarthlyness' :lol:

Quoted from 500Fans.com...

We are the unknown friends, but still do kind of know each other

Exactly!
I am a member of a Ford Focus forum called www.focaljet.com (it is also world-wide).
When my wife and I moved to Sacramento, from the bay area, we were driving in town and we saw another member's car. We recognized him from the forum, but we'de never met.
I said to my wife, "I think that's Devon from Focal Jet, should I follow him?" and she said go for it.
It was so funny, when he stopped, we both got out, I said "Dev?" he said "SRT Junky?" (which is my screen name on that site) and we shook hands, and gave each other a huglol
We'd never met, but it was as if we'd known each other for years:icon_thumright:

:wub:

 

*sniff*

That's beautiful!

*wipes away tear*

 

...and I'm kinda serious.

That's what happened when I first met in person some of the people I'd been posting with.

Like Robb, Kris, and Hale, for example.

Hale... Now where in tarnation has that boy BEEN?

 

Beth has him hostage :hump:

You recognized me by my bewbs, huh

What's even better is when people ask Robb and I how we met.

lol.... 'we met on the internet.... on a car forum'



I think it's awesome though. I just talked to Allan, who I met here. Friends now for 6 years? Don't see him much but we're still buds. And then there's you guys

zomg sniffle! Group hug

*squeeze*

*pinch*

 

Man that was an awesome story Mike. That was the coolest meet and greet ever!

 

Rolf... BACON!

And now my Fiat 500 brethren know the story:thumbup:

 

I'm literally in Mordor right now.



Actually, I think Mordor might be an upgrade, the DMV is worse.

 

Ohai NorCal! Miss j00's!

Aaron, I must say, I laughed my ass off at your avatar :lol:

 

Aaron, I must say, I laughed my ass off at your avatar :lol:

You like that? I think I originally saw it here. I LOLed so hard when I saw it I just had to keep it. I thought it would make a great avatar.



Lorin - Nice work on the flaming Prius. However, aren't the flamers usually on the inside of the Prius? Also - hurry up and sell those damn Apex springs! Otherwise, I may have to exercise my less-than-ideal financial judgement.

 

I think if someone followed me....

 

Trojan-"You just can't wait to get it on"

Love the new thread title :lol:

 

Love the new title!!!

And the nostalgic stories are awesome :thumbup:

I'm just posting up from atop a C-5 Galaxy. Leaving Flo-Rida momentarily for Rota Spain. Probably be a night there before it's on towards condomville

Good night NorCal! See you'se on the flipside arty:

 

Fly safe Bowers.

 

sweet....bowers

 

Be safe, Bowers!

 

Have a safe trip Bowers!

Brad texted me about an hour ago, he made it to Colorado for the evening. :thumbup:

Aaand this is what happens when you make a U-turn in front of your house on your street and you cut it too close to the curb...it's time for a new front bumper anyway. :bang: Right by the right foglight.

 

Nice work

 

Hey NorCal! It's Friday!!!! Yay!

Jen, congrats on the new jobie!! And Don, my condolences on your loss. ((hugs))

Got a follow up call from the bank I spoke with last week, and they want to interview me next week! The thing is, I don't want to take time off my current job to interview for a new one...so I'm hoping they can work with me outside bank hours or on a Saturday. We'll see! There also might be some other leads coming my way.

 

Safe journey wishes for Bradley and Mr. Bowers. (And I would suggest riding inside the C5 as opposed to being on top, might be less windy! :wub