New thread time.... a little overdue. :lol:
NorCal: Suck on Dev's Chocolate Salty Balls.
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Our friend in Idaho may be the most dim bulb ever.
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Mornin Norcal.
Shik, sorry to hear about your job man. Just reply back to them and simply say...
"Thats okay. Thank you for considering me for the opportunity. Blow me."
Your Friend,
XXX
Shik, sorry to hear about your job man. Just reply back to them and simply say...
"Thats okay. Thank you for considering me for the opportunity. Blow me."
Your Friend,
XXX
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Hale: He's just ignorant.
Leslie: :wub:
Leslie: :wub:
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Exactly... ignorant = dim.
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Hey he's in control of his tax dollars. That's gotta count for something, right?
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I wish all women were as enthusiastic about blowjobs as the norcal gals are.
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Yep... right down to the last penny I'm sure... that's how they roll in Idaho.Hey he's in control of his tax dollars. That's gotta count for something, right?
Don't we all! :lol:
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That's awesome that you love the city you live in
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i'm tellin ya..call my mom. the school is literally a mile from your place....How is it that I can have a B.A. Degree in Child Development, yet not be qualified to teach preschool?? I'm so frustrated. One of the jobs I applied for, wants me to tell her exactly which of my undergrad units are ECE (early child ed.). I have NO idea. I told her this. I don't know how to find out either. It is my assumption...that I would have enough ECE (they require 12). I guess I'm going to have to do some research through SJSU.
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You have a pm!
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This is awesome. I took a client's kindergarten-looking Powerpoint presentation and jazzed it up to look professional. It won them an award at a speed pitch convention.
Now they brought it back with all the font bold, bright reds and greens and blues, with little swoops for titles and 4 different fonts per page. And they are bragging about the spinning icons and page transitions they made, that it's the best presentation ever, but they want me to clean it up again. It looks like a clown threw up on a page of fruit loops.
There's a great quote "good design is invisible" where I can't get them to understand that the investors don't care about that you can play with Powerpoint. The focus should be on the content!
I swear I'm going to put a cackenbawlz and bright pink text and send it back to them.
Now they brought it back with all the font bold, bright reds and greens and blues, with little swoops for titles and 4 different fonts per page. And they are bragging about the spinning icons and page transitions they made, that it's the best presentation ever, but they want me to clean it up again. It looks like a clown threw up on a page of fruit loops.
There's a great quote "good design is invisible" where I can't get them to understand that the investors don't care about that you can play with Powerpoint. The focus should be on the content!
I swear I'm going to put a cackenbawlz and bright pink text and send it back to them.
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Send them this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
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Oh, oh, oh,oh...... My buddy called this morning reminding me that next week is Sacramento Beer Week. Craig is going to be a busy person. :thumbup: Anyone ever have a week-long hangover?
Go here for the details: http://sacramentobeerweek.com/
Go here for the details: http://sacramentobeerweek.com/
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I have DONUTS WITH DAD tomorrow at my boy's school.
I can't wait. :wub:
I can't wait. :wub:
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Eyefa kingluv eet!
OMG this is so them!!
Make everything BIGGER. I don't want to see any white space on the page.
OMG this is so them!!
Make everything BIGGER. I don't want to see any white space on the page.
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Try designing grocery ads sometime. :lol: *shakes head*
I went to dinner with my friend Grace, and her boyfriend, last night. They were talking about how they "don't do Valentine's Day", as there shouldn't be any reason to only show their love for each other... one day a year. So they purposely don't do anything for each other on VDay.
So I asked about March 14th... and neither of them had heard about it. :lol: After I explained it to them Luca looked at Grace and said, "Next year I'm getting you a dozen roses and some candy for Valentines!
" Yes... he did grin evilly when he said it. :lol: She was not impressed. :lol:
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